translations for Guy and Girls!

Girls' English

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!

We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!

" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.

" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!

Guy's English

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

" I'm tired " - I'm tired

" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I wanna make out with you

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I wanna make out with you

" Can I call you sometime?" = I want to make out with you

" May I have this dance?" = I wanna make out with you

"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I wanna make out with you

" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?

" What's wrong?" = Maybe if I act like I care you will make out with me

"I'm bored" = Wanna make out?

" I love you" = I wanna make out

" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better make out now!

" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to make out with me!